![fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
[top: watch the avengers for a third time
bottom: spend entire movie cataloguing what Captain America has missed]
Steve seems like a not-jerkassy human being, so I’m sure civil rights and feminism won’t give him much pause, but - hm. He slept through Nixon and Watergate, so he wouldn’t have the inherent distrust and cynicism towards the federal government. He might think Black Widow is a communist, but I’m guessing “commie” wouldn’t hold the same negative connotations as someone who had actually gone through the Cold War. He’d be pretty shocked at the changing attitudes towards the armed forces in the wake of My Lai and Cambodia and Iran-Contra and the Kandahar massacre. Vacuum cleaners are weird but they perform the same function as a carpet sweeper and he’s not an idiot so they won’t confuse him. Modern art - he’s an artist, right - that - that might be a bit jarring. Huh. Has he ever eaten a kiwi? Does he know what a kiwi is? Has someone in SHIELD explained to him that smoking cigarettes for your asthma is actually a really terrible idea? Has someone explained inflation to him so he doesn’t literally faint when he goes to gas up his motorcycle? Does he have a license for that? What were popular American attitudes towards the Middle East in the early 40s? Were can openers - yeah, can openers had been invented by then, so -
ooh omg CHITAURI GO SPLODEY I shall shut up now](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y5boqSEz1qhf8s7o1_400.jpg)
fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
[top: watch the avengers for a third time
bottom: spend entire movie cataloguing what Captain America has missed]
Steve seems like a not-jerkassy human being, so I’m sure civil rights and feminism won’t give him much pause, but - hm. He slept through Nixon and Watergate, so he wouldn’t have the inherent distrust and cynicism towards the federal government. He might think Black Widow is a communist, but I’m guessing “commie” wouldn’t hold the same negative connotations as someone who had actually gone through the Cold War. He’d be pretty shocked at the changing attitudes towards the armed forces in the wake of My Lai and Cambodia and Iran-Contra and the Kandahar massacre. Vacuum cleaners are weird but they perform the same function as a carpet sweeper and he’s not an idiot so they won’t confuse him. Modern art - he’s an artist, right - that - that might be a bit jarring. Huh. Has he ever eaten a kiwi? Does he know what a kiwi is? Has someone in SHIELD explained to him that smoking cigarettes for your asthma is actually a really terrible idea? Has someone explained inflation to him so he doesn’t literally faint when he goes to gas up his motorcycle? Does he have a license for that? What were popular American attitudes towards the Middle East in the early 40s? Were can openers - yeah, can openers had been invented by then, so -
ooh omg CHITAURI GO SPLODEY I shall shut up now
(via sanadagenichirou)
Creative Mcdonalds ads
(via homoerotics)
making a playlist for my grad party
god this is going to be like six hours long, only need four
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
omg that is adorable
that was badass
alas! i knew that ‘b’ well.
That was beautiful. :’)
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Social media explained with donuts
(Geek.com)
A repost in honor of National Doughnut Day
And here are the finished inks! This is the Selkie, a creature found in Scottish and Irish folklore as “The Lovers” card. I spent literally ALL NIGHT working on these from just straight line art. Fueled by Rockstar and the motivation provided by actually enjoying what I was doing, I prevailed.
Now on to the Wendigo.
As I’m currently interested in selkies, I’m reblogging this. Gorgeous. c:
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
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TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
Can’t do Bs or As or Ns or spaces.
H CK BN FX JUMPS OV H LAZ DG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
wat
H CK BN FX JMS V V H LAZ DG
what
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
did I do something wrong
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
Yup. No problems.
TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG
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