29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me

(Source: transisted, via gooberplex)

29 8 / 2014

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

rock-or-something:

HANDS OFF FUCKBOY

(via gooberplex)

29 8 / 2014

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

(via thecallightman)

29 8 / 2014


The reactions upon seeing Kakashi’s face are hilarious. 

The reactions upon seeing Kakashi’s face are hilarious. 

(Source: bushidocaps, via fearfield)

29 8 / 2014

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

(via toarrispirate)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

asktheconsultants:

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Saw this when it came out and I couldn’t stop smiling. If you watch the full video you notice how quickly she spouts off these things, how rapid fire each question is and you can tell each word is like a machine gun bullet to the guy’s head. And you know what?

That’s how we feel. 

(via callmekitto)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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(via thecallightman)

29 8 / 2014

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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(via sassygayfriend92)

29 8 / 2014

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via sassygayfriend92)

29 8 / 2014

"I have a playlist called “gym” that I’ve never listened to."

29 8 / 2014

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

(via catchingspace)

29 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.

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